Insane clown posse the dating game song
" [Sharon] "Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Verse 1: Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!
" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to TRIP again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her [Shaggy 2 Dope] Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better [Violent J] Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two.
He's mad wack I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly-ass farm llama [Shaggy 2 Dope] Damn dawg!
No, that's just what my Twitter mentions think it's demonstrations during the national anthem are about!C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg! The Neden Game [Host] "Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown Who says, "women love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!![Host] "Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far!
That's a crisis that predates the Trump presidency by decades.